Starry Night Over the Thames
My submission for the letsdrawsherlock project!
You wouldn’t be able to see that many stars in the London sky, but the show itself made that error too. Done with acrylic paints on a tiny canvas and dollar store brushes, photographed by someone (me) who has no idea how to photograph an acrylic painting. References used (in addition to the original Van Gogh painting):    
Well, we can only assume he does. Akin recently stated that he has spoken to doctors who have told him that, in cases of “legitimate rape,” the female body has biological defenses to prevent pregnancy.
It is possible that he has somehow confused human vaginas with duck vaginas, which have evolved natural defenses against rape-happy male ducks.
I now ask you, ladies and gentlemen, how does one confuse a human vagina with a duck vagina? Hmm?
The answer is clear: Todd Akin fucks ducks. He is a duckfucker.
Maybe this isn’t true, but since Akin feels no need to check his facts re: human biology or his fucked-up use of the term “legitimate rape,” I’m not feeling too keen on checking mine re: his duckfucking or lack there-of.
So, it’s pretty simple. Don’t vote for this duckfucker right here.
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
#EAST GALLIFREY BORN AND RAISED ON THE VORTEX IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS #TIME-TRAVELIN’ LEARNING ROBE-WEARING ALL COOL #BEING A TIME MASTER AFTER TIME SCHOOL #THEN A COUPLE OF DALEKS THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD #TRYING TO START TROUBLE ON MY PLANET-HOOD #I GOT IN ONE LITTLE WAR AND RASSILION GOT SCARED #HE SAID ‘YOU’LL GET IN THAT BLUE BOX AND GET AWAY FROM HERE.’
I SET DOWN IN A JUNKYARD ‘ROUND 1963 AND I YELLED AT THE DALEKS TO QUIT FOLLOWIN’ ME. I LOOKED AT MY GRANDDAUGHTERxWE TRIED TO ASSIMILATE BUT DALEKS SAT ON MY THRONE SPOUTIN’ EXTERMINATE.xI WHISTLED TOWARD A PLANET AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE CONSOLE SAID ”EARTH” AND IT HAD BREATHABLE AIR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS PLACE WAS HUMANE. AND I THOUGHT YEAH LET’S GET IT. YO HOME TO TOTTERS LANE.x
I have died and this is heaven.
SPACE INVADERS: SI HUBIERA TENIDO BUENA DEFINICION EL JUEGO DE ARCADE XD.
son hermosos jajajajaj.
-helm tilt- I use to play this video game.
Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this right now.
i tried to post this earlier, but it wouldn’t let me…
ANYWAY this is by my excellent friends Phil and Alyse and they’re both amazingly talented so you should watch this and enjoy all the magic! :D
Watch this, it’s freaking fantastic.
EEEEEE THIS WAS MADE AT RINGLING!?!?!?!?!?
Breakfast Idea! Bell Pepper ‘Egg In A Hole’
These are awesome and crazy fast to make. Put the pepper on medium heat, flipping once, for 3-5 minutes, before adding your eggs.
These make a great post workout snack too! :)
Various plants (in no particular order) that you can regrow from the food you already have! Woot! Way to reuse and recycle! I constantly have green onions and celery growing. (And potatoes/sweet potatoes but that just because they decided to do that in my pantry) Do you guys regrow any of your food?
Potatoes/Sweet Potatoes- http://www.gardenguides.com/117543-plant-cuttings-potatoes.html
Green Onions- http://www.17apart.com/2012/02/how-to-grow-green-onions-indefinitely.html
Leeks- same technique as green onions
Carrot Tops- http://www.gardeningknowhow.com/children-in-the-garden/grow-carrot-tops.htm
Romaine Lettuce- Same technique as celery
Cabbage- Same technique as celery
Bonus: Bok Choy - http://www.17apart.com/2012/02/how-to-regrowing-bok-choy.html
this game is bullshit, you have to go through a tutorial until level 18, and your stats start to go down after level 30 not to mention the romance mini-game is hard as fuck
sadly the PVP is a lie. You get a debuff called jail
it also fails to mention that once you hit level 18 it actually does have a monthly fee and it’s really fucking steep. but at that point everyone’s too invested to quit playing so ugh yeah